The uncomfortable truth
Here's the uncomfortable truth: most AI text gives itself away in the first paragraph, and you've been reading it for years without noticing. Not because you're careless. Because the tells hide in plain sight, in the rhythm of the sentences, the words it can't stop using, the opinions it never has. Once someone points them out, you'll see them everywhere. Sorry in advance.
The seven tells
- Em-dashes everywhere. Real writers use them sparingly. AI uses them like punctuation confetti, often two or three per paragraph.
- "Delve." Nobody says delve in real life. AI says it constantly. "Let's delve into" is practically a confession.
- The it's-not-X-it's-Y construction. "It's not just a tool, it's a revolution." AI reaches for this shape reflexively. Humans rarely do.
- Every paragraph the same length. Four to five lines, every time, like it was measured with a ruler. Human paragraphs breathe: short, long, fragment.
- Zero opinions. AI hedges everything and commits to nothing. "On the other hand" appears right on schedule. A human with no opinions is rare. A machine with none is standard.
- Tapestry, landscape, "in today's fast-paced world." The metaphor drawer it can't stop opening. Real people don't talk like this.
- Lists of three with identical rhythm. "Faster, smarter, better." "Plan, execute, deliver." Triplets where every item is the same shape.
One tell means nothing, plenty of humans write a stiff paragraph. Three or four together, and you're almost certainly looking at unedited machine output.
Why detectors aren't the answer
AI detectors exist, and they're fine as a first pass. But here's their dirty secret: formal human writing trips them constantly. Corporate memos, academic essays, careful non-native English, all get flagged, because AI was trained to sound exactly like that. And edited AI text slips right through. So use the detector as a signal, then use your eyes. The tells above beat any score.
Why it matters
Unedited AI text is usually unverified, generic, and thought-free. Nobody stood behind it. Nobody checked it. Nobody cared. Spotting the tells isn't about catching cheaters, it's about knowing when you're reading something nobody actually thought about, so you can spend your attention on writing that someone did.
Related Guides
- How to Get AI to Write Like You — now kill these tells in your own drafts.
- Why AI Makes Things Up (and How to Catch It) — the other half of not getting fooled: confident fiction.
- What to Type to Get a Good Answer From an AI Tool — better prompts, less generic output, fewer tells to begin with.